Monday, October 24, 2005

24 Ways Women are Like Fish...

As stated by Doogie Howser's new character.

TWENTY-FOUR WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH
1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well
4. There's others in the sea and/or bar
5. Three words: catch and release
6. Both travel in protective groups




7. Small bladders
8. The deeper you go, the scarier they get
9. Their weight largely determines their value
10. [EDITED: My lawyer has requested that I remove this one from the blog… hint: crabs!]
11. They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
12. Bears will eat either of them


13. They’re cold blooded.
14. Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised
15. You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred
16. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
17. Seen the movie Splash? Case closed
18. Neither can operate a vehicle
19. They both eat things
20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life
21. Scales are important to each of them
22. They never have to buy drinks
23. Umm… Eggs? Duh
24. Can hook either with a great line

1 comment:

Kanye West said...

Gold digging sl*ts!

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